whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
