i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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