Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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