This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i just had sex bonerless
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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