I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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