I skipped work to stalk him.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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