What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
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