that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
worst night to have a conscience
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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