And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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