i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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