I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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