I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
