: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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