ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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