Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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