I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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