Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Randomize
