and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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