How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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