is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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