if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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