I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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