i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
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