the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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