so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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