The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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