Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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