is your mom at the bar?
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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