I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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