i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
operation have a gay friend backfired
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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