"it" just moved
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Randomize
