I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
