im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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