ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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