We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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