Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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