super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Randomize
