ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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