Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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