stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
the liver wants what the liver wants
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
So. Much. Porn.
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