there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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