I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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