Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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