But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
