People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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