so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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