there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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