your room smells of hookers.
And success
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
everyone is single if you try hard enough
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I'm always down for nudity.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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