you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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