Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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