My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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